Skip the bland for a hip-nik

Labor Day picnics get a bad rap. Too much trouble, too many bugs and too much mayonnaise are the typical culprits, but this is not the way it has to be.
Thanks to 7 's research into modern party science, you don't have to suffer through the same boring old burgers in the park. Like all scientific pursuits, the holiday weekend party can be perfected and a recent breakthrough has led to the development of something we're calling the "hip picnic" or "hip-nik." This type of Labor Day celebration transcends tradition and should provide you with a fresh alternative to the norm.
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Urban park hip-nik
Ideal for downtown resident or apartment-bound suburbanites.
Go retro and scare up neighbors for a block party in an apartment complex parking lot, or for bonus points, find any patch of grass not in a designated city park, The idea here is to create a living-room-like atmosphere in the middle of a public space so run extension cords out from the nearest building to power a wide array of table lamps and drag out the kitchen table if possible.
Suggested dish: Deviled eggs three ways. Make a batch of hard-cooked eggs (enough to provide each guest with three halves). Split the eggs and remove the yokes. For a nod to haute cuisine, mash the yoke with mayonnaise and minced chopped basil and pine nuts, canned chipotle peppers and orange zest or curry powder.
Suggested beverage: Sangria. The Spanish know how to make a cocktail for the masses, and the best part about sangria, or wine punch, is that the recipe is incredibly loose. Combine a bottle of red wine with a cup of orange juice or two teaspoons of honey, add chopped up cubes of whatever fresh fruit is handy and two shots of brandy or triple-sec. Toss the whole concoction in the fridge overnight and serve the next day with ice and two fingers of club soda, ginger ale or Collins mix in each glass.
Cross-cultural hip-nik
For the globe-trekking adventurer.
Find your plot outside and set up a tent with old bed sheets or whatever's handy. Spread out that old tapestry wall hanging you got in college, and suddenly you've got a first-rate Moroccan theme. Grill up some lamb and have a blast.
Suggested dish: Instead of cole slaw, make Moroccan carrot salad. Shred carrots into long, noodle-like strips with a vegetable peeler. Toss with lemon juice, olive oil, raisins, cumin, cilantro and a touch of honey. Making this dish is incredible easy, plus it's tasty and healthy.
Suggested beverage: Given the Muslim population, there aren't a lot of Moroccan cocktails, but you can take a cue from the region's flavors. Muddle a handful of mint with lemon and sugar in the bottom of a glass. Add two parts chilled unsweetened black tea and one part vodka. Top with lots of crushed ice.
Naturephobic hip-nik
Ideal for those with a strong distaste for anything organic or green.
Not everyone loves fresh air and sunshine. For these bug-hating, sunburn-prone partygoers, consider an indoor picnic. Spread out a tablecloth on the floor of the biggest room of your home and lay out the dinner spread. Toss down some cushions or pillows from the sofa.
For entertainment, throw your own miniature film festival with maximum guest participation. Pick a cinematic genre and invite guests to rent a favorite obscure foreign film, high school movie or 1980s action flick. You won't be able to see every film that every guest brings, so ask attendees to pitch their choices and then take votes.
Suggested dish: Movie house popcorn tastes better than microwave popcorn because it doesn't sit in a box on a shelf for years. You can duplicate that by picking up a jar of plain popcorn. If you've got an air popper then use it, but if not simply pop the kernels in a pan on your stove (the directions on the jar work great). Once you've got a bowl fully of fluffy white popcorn you can top with salt and real melted butter or get creative and toss with black pepper, grated parmesan cheese or cinnamon and sugar.
Suggested beverage: Rum and cokes are the ideal. Yes, this cocktail can be a sickly-sweet concoction, so avoid coconut and spiced rums, but it's also a natural compliment to the salty popcorn. For the cola or rum adverse, consider keeping some good beer in the fridge.






